There is so much advice on how to succeed in college that we decided to put together our own list and name a few things that, if you follow them, definitely will help you get through each and every semester you are in college. Here is a list of what to do to make sure your teachers love you this semester:
Come to class late every time. Actually, don’t come to class at all.
Organization skills: Forget about them. You don’t need to plan anything.
Learn as little as possible in class. Those exams don’t really matter.
Let’s not buy the required books. They are not really required. It’s a trap!
Express your opinion about everything you hate about the class to your professor.
Go and sleep in class. Your professors are very understanding about this stuff.
Eat junk good, stay up super late and procrastinate.
Reading will only make your eyes tired. Don’t read anything your professor assigns.
Obviously, a movie night is more important than that essay due tomorrow. Priorities!
Consider partying as much as you can. There’s always next semester to study.
Keep your social life active. Even in class. Social media is a priority!
Sleep in class. This one definitely will help you achieve your goal.
Did you catch the sarcasm?
Be sure to stay committed and focused in all your school work and get involved in clubs and organizations. It’s not easy, but it will be worth it when you walk across the stage to get your diploma.